Peter Marshall: True or false, Paul - Gypsy folklore says that God created man by baking him in an oven. Paul Lynde: Perhaps a glass of my hyena wine will melt your frosty heart. Top Hollywood Squares Paul Lynde Quotes. Charley Weaver: The people from Florida and the people from the Midwest. Paul Lynde: [referring to a certain jingle] Aren't you glad? Peter Marshall: True or false, every day, about 10 million American women take the pill. Peter Marshall: [still laughing] You certainly are! Paul Lynde: Did you know that Rose Marie is standing up right now in her cubicle? Peter Marshall: This is a bluffing game! As far as cookbooks go, I think Joy of Cooking is a classic. ~ (Paul Lynde), I cant stand those food cult people who bring their own food into the house. Peter Marshall: Paul, any good sailor knows that when a man falls off a ship you yell 'Man overboard!' Asked "You're the world's most popular fruit. And here's your host for the evening, Peter Marshall. Housekeeper: I'll give you a hint. What did the scarecrow want? The contestant had to agree or disagree with the celebrity. Paul Lynde: [singing] Put him in bed with Elizabeth Taylor / Put him in bed with Elizabeth Taylor / Put him in bed with Elizabeth Taylor / Early in the morning. ~ (Paul Lynde)if(typeof ez_ad_units!='undefined'){ez_ad_units.push([[728,90],'internetpillar_com-box-3','ezslot_6',183,'0','0'])};__ez_fad_position('div-gpt-ad-internetpillar_com-box-3-0');Save, Im Liberace without a piano. She then she got up, walked over to Paul, smacked him on his shoulder, and walked back to her square laughing along with all the stars and the audience]. Peter Marshall: True or false, every day, about 10 million American women take the pill. PM: George, True or false, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. Peter Marshall: Your sheep has a temperature of 102. I didnt even own a belt. Jan Murray: She's right, Pete, but you're a damn good emcee. Peter Marshall: Your baby has a certain object which he loves to cling to. 43 Paul Lynde Quotes to Make You Happy and Cheerful. We'll see you Monday on the ([All] New) Hollywood Squares. CBR Senior Writer Brian Cronin has been writing professionally about comic books for over fifteen years now at CBR (primarily with his Comics Should Be Good series of columns, including Comic Book Legends Revealed). Extensive quotes from Paul Lynde about family, entertainment, food and mental health Liner notes by producer and writer, Bob Booker. - Peter Marshall (to remind the audience to be quiet when going for a large amount Secret Square), "You should've/should have agreed/disagreed." Contact lenses? Paul Lynde Paul Lynde I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. Steve Landesberg: That's okay, I've seen your act! I am sorry for them both." That's how they get the square. [Leslie Uggams laughed so hard she was lying across the desk. Because they do. Paul Lynde: [in a deep overly-serious voice, singing popular TV jingle of the time] You look for, the Union Label, when you buy Big Bird: Gee, that's a silly question, Mr. Marshmallow. - Tom Bergeron (2002-2004 if a contestant loses in the bonus round), Promotional consideration furnished by the following" - Announcer, Closed Captioning provided by - Announcer, "On behalf of our stars/celebrities, and our studio audience, join us next week/time (at the same time) for more (fun with the) Hollywood Squares! - Tom Bergeron (2002-2004), "Let's see which key would've opened the safe/started the car." I'll say the eyes because I read about it so much. So thats pretty good. Follow him on Twitter at @Brian_Cronin and feel free to e-mail him suggestions for stories about comic books that you'd like to see featured at brianc@cbr.com! [Big Bird is picked and turns out to be the Secret Square]. In the course of their briefing, actual questions and/or answers may be discerned by the celebrities." Maholtz asked me, "Why do you hate me?" I said, Everyone hates you. What should you shout if a woman falls overboard? ~ (Paul Lynde). Some of our partners may process your data as a part of their legitimate business interest without asking for consent. Peter Marshall: What's the one thing you should never do in bed? In addition, in the first two/three games, our players vie for the "Secret Square", Kenny!" Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather? ~ (Paul Lynde). Peter Marshall: Oscar, you've made a man very happy Oscar the Grouch: I'm sorry to hear that. There are boys who will be woken in the night. Paul Lynde: Oh, negotiating for peace (piece). I'm hated, I feel it. Charley Weaver: How many men are on the table? / What shall we do with the drunken sailor? In other words, you must earn the winning square yourself. John Searle, The happiness of the superficial: when a man who has lost his donkey finds it again. Manage Settings ~ (Paul Lynde), A room is like a stage. A character actor with a distinctively campy and snarky persona that often poked fun at his barely closeted homosexuality, Lynde was well known for his roles as Uncle Arthur on Bewitched, the befuddled father Harry MacAfee in Bye Bye Birdie, and as a regular "center square" panelist on the game show The Hollywood Squares from 1968 to 1981. Big Bird: [describing Oscar the Grouch] He may be grouchy on the outside, but inside beats a heart of stone. Paul Lynde Quotes and Sayings - Page 1. Hollywood Squares Paul Lynde Quotes. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. Housekeeper: Everything. Peter Marshall: Can you get a closer shave in the morning or in the evening? All the latest gaming news, game reviews and trailers. [the loud horn sounds to signify time running out on the nighttime show]. Peter Marshall: On what night is a woman most likely to be molested? Instead, Ill have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day. He has written two books about comics for Penguin-Random House Was Superman a Spy? Lynde remained in his seat, tapping his fingers, asking if they were going to finish the show. Peter Marshall: True or false, George: experts say there are only seven or eight things in the world dumber than an ant. Paul Lynde My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business. An example of data being processed may be a unique identifier stored in a cookie. ~ Paul Lynde. Peter Marshall: Wally, what is the signature phrase of the cartoon character Underdog? She then she got up, walked over to Paul, smacked him on his shoulder, and walked back to her square laughing along with all the stars and the audience] In the course of their briefing, actual questions and answers may be given or discerned by the celebrities." Nobody picked (insert celebrity)." Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. Peter Marshall: Wally, what is the signature phrase of the cartoon character Underdog? Paul Lynde: How disgusting that poor sailor! Peter Marshall: According to Ann Landers, your husband, Edgar, is talking in his sleep. Besides, your whole house doesnt get wrecked that way. To get what? My e-mail address is bcronin@legendsrevealed.com. ""Well, that's very liberal of you," Caroline said with a sisterly smirk. Peter Marshall: According to Tony Randall, "Every woman I've been intimate with in my life has been" what? It could be a chilly evening. Your robe, your slippers Witchiepoo: Mr. Lynde, I've been dying to meet you. Who were they? Paul Lynde: In case I don't see you for awhile, to all you little monsters out there, you have a happy Halloween. Peter Marshall: Uh, no, Big Bird, that's Marshall, Mr. Marshall. Rose Marie: My face, I mean. Peter Marshall: [to contestant] Do you ride a bike? Peter Marshall: Paul, how do we know the first Union flag was sewn by Betsy Ross? You weren't ever scarend of me. Peter Marshall: James Stewart did it over twenty years ago when he was forty-one years old. I don't shave! Peter Marshall: Can boys join the Campfire Girls? Paul Lynde American Comedian born on June 13, 1926, died on January 10, 1982. Rose Marie: [referring to Vincent Price] Probably Vincent was playing the part, and he cooked it. What should people from California be prepared for? You weren't ever scarend of me. Paul Lynde: Send a postcard requesting an ambulance. Q. On her way there, she stopped to get something for her grandma. [Sesame Street's Oscar the Grouch is the Secret Square, and the contestant wins it]. - Peter Marshall (giving a disclaimer), "(I cautioned the)audience (andstars), please don't shout out anything, laugh, applaud or do anything else. It's your job to pick one of the nine stars and it's my job to ask the star a question and you have to figure out if the star's giving a (possible) right/correct answer or a (possible) wrong answer/Be careful, these questions are bluffs and it'll might get you from our stars/just making one up and that's how they get the squares. #. Demond Wilson: Demond Wilson: What do you like for breakfast? Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Except for the sap. In the video of Paul Lyndes best Hollywood Squares one-liners below, many people have commented on their favorite parts of the video. What should you shout if a woman falls overboard? David Levithan, Maholtz asked me, "Why do you hate me? Paul Lynde: You're well-preserved, and you're no fun. Oscar the Grouch: Well, it's actually miserable. Take care everybody, bye-bye." - (2002-2004). 1986-1987:"(insert eight celebrities and their own jobs before each one of them) And from the Center Square, (celebrity). We are The New Hollywood Squares! "I know," he said. [Sesame Street's Oscar the Grouch is the Secret Square, and the contestant wins it]. Peter Marshall: Dennis Weaver, Debbie Reynolds, and Shelley Winters star in the movie "What's The Matter With Helen?" Each game is worth a thou--A THOUSAND DOLLARS?! dollars)." Paul Lynde: Oh, sounds like Hollywood Squares. Peter Marshall: According to FEMA, people from Florida should be prepared for hurricanes and people from the Midwest should be prepared for floods. There are boys who clutch secrets at night in the same way they clutch denial in the day. Paul Lynde's Best One-Liners On 'Hollywood Squares' Will Make Anyone Laugh by Jane Kenney 3 years ago Paul Lynde was born on June 13th, 1926. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant? - Hollywood Squares Host, "I'll take (insert celebrity) for the block/(5 square) win." But what is the first line of the next verse? Asked whether it was against the law in Texas to call a Marine a "sissy," Lynde quipped, "I guess Ill have to take the law into my own hands.". Peter Marshall: Rich, what land animal has the largest eyes? E. Lockhart, It's a strange feeling, when you hear a good piece of music. Witchiepoo: It's a hot dog with all the meat scooped out of it. Anne Truitt, I flinch. All Rights Reserved. Rose Marie: [pointing to her head] The black bow! Burt Reynolds: Small cute thing just below Cher's waist? Mom would hand me the shower curtain. ~ (Paul Lynde), I feel now its useless to keep hoping. That's the reason we'd like to get this under way as quickly as possible Hopefully we don't have to make a call. Squares Quotes. Q: Imagine you are a child in your mother's womb. I - I - I'm turning myself on. So he left the show for a year. Peter Marshall: You don't get along with this young lady obviously. I remember. Charley Weaver: Dennis Weaver. Paul Lynde: Well, here I am again ABC's answer to Trick-Or-Treat. Paul Lynde: He wanted the Tin Man to notice him. The audience and panel erupts into laughter]. (insert celebrities and later the celebrity's job is added with them), or (insert celebrity in the center square includes "PAUL LYNDE: 1966-1979")? All in THE HOLLYWOOD SQUARES!". The star will always try to give the right answer but if they don't know it, they'll try and fool ya so watch out. [another Secret Square is won courtesy of Oscar the Grouch]. Peter Marshall: Is there anything in or on your body that was there the day you were born? Peter Marshall: Charley, what do you call a pig that weighs more than 150 pounds? What did the Straw Man want? Paul Lynde: [excitedly] HEY, CULLIGAN MAN! Peter Marshall: Can you get a closer shave in the morning or in the evening? [Leslie Uggams laughed so hard she was lying across the desk. Oscar the Grouch: But I like being miserable; that makes me happy. Paul Lynde : [turns and looks at Leslie Uggams] Looks like you were overcooked. https://www.quotes.net/movies/the_hollywood_squares_quotes_107352. Bye-bye!" Despite an urban legend to the contrary, Paul Lynde remained in the center at the producers' discretion. Loud sports jackets? In the course of their briefing, actual questions and answers may be given or discerned by the celebrities." Peter Marshall: What do most dentists say you should do with your dentures when you go to bed? This is Gene. Peter Marshall: In "The Wizard Of Oz", the Tin Man wanted a heart, and the Lion wanted courage. Is she normal? Peter Marshall: Why is the booby bird called the booby bird? This contains the Hollywood Squares montage I created for the 01/10/2021 episode of Richard Skipper Celebrates honoring Paul Lynde available in full here: https://youtu.be/XDleB0_RnNk Show. Paul Lynde: They give milk . Peter Marshall: What are "dual-purpose cattle" good for that other cattle aren't? Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. Peter Marshall: Why do people refer to ships as "she?". Peter Marshall: According to Amy Vanderbilt, what is the maximum length of time you and your fianc? Each completed game is worth $300/250. You get to start!" I remember. Peter Marshall: Your date's had a great shock, now she's fainted. (insert other seven celebrities and their own jobs before each one of them), and me, I'm Shadoe Stevens! I can remember the first joke ever written for him was, Paul, why do motorcyclists wear leather? Because chiffon wrinkles. It was wonderful. Peter Marshall: [struggling to regain composure] What is that small cute thing on Cher, just below her waist? Burt Reynolds: People think I'm not normal because I keep taking her temperature. Julia Child frustrates me. A great memorable quote from the The Hollywood Squares movie on Quotes.net - Peter Marshall: Paul, any good sailor knows that when a man falls off a ship you yell 'Man overboard!' What should you shout if a woman falls overboard?Paul Lynde: Full speed ahead! - (1975-1979), "The areas of questions designed for the celebrities and possible bluff answers are presented to some celebrities in advance. Rose Marie: OH! Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. Peter Marshall: Did you ever dream that one day you'd be worth 94 hundred dollars? As I discussed in a recent Movie Legends Revealed about the Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan actor who negotiated himself out of being credited in the film period, actors and celebrities will often negotiate the strangest things into their contracts with shows and films. Lynde made considerable fame and wealth from the series, Hollywood Squares appearing a total of 707 times. In this website, you can discover and find Inspirational Quotes, Wishes, Messages, Success, Motivation, Self-Improvement and Career Articles. In 1966, Lynde debuted on the fledgling game show Hollywood Squares and quickly became its iconic guest star. Peter Marshall: In baseball, there's a special name for the area between a player's knees and his armpits. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT! Over the next few months, Buddy Hackett, Bill Bixby, George Jessel, Marty Allen, Glenn Ford, Shelley Berman and Vera Miles all took a turn in the center square. Rose Marie: My face, I mean. [singing] What shall we do with the drunken sailor? What? He could sell those women anything. Peter Marshall: True or false: According to columnist Bert Bacharach, people tend to start shrinking a little after age 30. - John Davidson (1st Season), "The object of the game of course is simply win tic-tac-toe, three squares across, down or diagonally or to acquire the most squares you can. Did William Shatner Make $600 Million as the Priceline TV Spokesperson? "Don't feel sorry for me, okay? Peter Marshall: In the "Wizard of Oz," the lion wanted courage and the tin man wanted a heart. Now back to Peter Marshall/Okay/It's your turn/That's it, Peter!" "Maybe it's your accent. Paul Lynde: Hi, I'm Paul Lynde. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable. Paul Lynde: Gee, I don't remember. The object of this game is to get three stars in a row either across, up and down or diagonally. ~ (Paul Lynde), If I hadnt become a celebrity, Id probably be an alcoholic. Because they do. 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